LiveJournal?

Are you there?

This is a repost of something written by rahaeli: I have no idea if the original is public or even where it might be. However, I was reminded of it after the LJ DOA:

A user enters the support area.
Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: 'Ello, sir?
Rahaeli: What do you mean, "sir"?
C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a
complaint!
R: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lass. I wish to complain about
this website what I purchased not half an hour ago
from this very boutique.
R: Oh yes, the, uh, the LiveJournal...What's, uh...What's
wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lass. It's dead,
that's what's wrong with it!
R: No, no, it's uh,...it's just your ISP.

( This is long... )

Clearly, the site has changed some since then (like, quintupling its userbase), but it's still as appropriate today as it was then.

(If I am incorrect in who wrote it, or the copyright holder wishes for me to remove it, feel free to ask: It's definitely not mine, just something I found lying around when cleaning out my website.)