crschmidt | (no subject)

*Stops by*

Oh wait...um...nevermind?

Glad you're back from having no internet, I missed you!

I had internet! I was only gone for a week from the internet completely!

I'm just back at SCHOOl! And it's so nice to have my own room, at least for a cuople nights.

I meant that week you were gone with no internet. I missed you. I would be like, "Man I really want to talk to Chris" and you weren't there and I was all sad. :(

Awww. I was in the middle of new york! yay camping!

It wasn't too bad, but I racked up like a million dollars of collect calls to jess.

Poor girl, I'd hate to see her phone bill!

It was so much :( ANd she won't let me help her pay any of it, which makes me feel even worse. But *sigh*, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Yeah my ex wracked up some nice phone bills back in the day.

This is why I got the cell phone! But it's dead :( Stupid nokia phone dying.

Better than mine that got stolen.

What's yours look like? I like cell phones, they're pretty.

http://www.nokia.com/nokia/0,,2273,00.html

It's pretty.

Ooh pretty!

Mine was pretty too ---> http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/3585

You got the good page! I couldnt' remember where that was.

http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/3650

Still a really pretty phone!

Very! Especially when it works *growl*

I have a Kyocera now. Unfortunately it's still attached to Sprint service.

Eeep I gave you the wrong kind of phone. I had 3585i. Or something.

Sure!
Invent teleportation and I'll be over in a jiffy. :)

Hold on! I think I left that in the closet, just a second!

Aww.
I have little nu-metal fairy boys in my closet. As much as I'd love them I'd trade 'em all for a teleporter any day. Don't suppose you want 15 little fairy boys for that teleporter do you?

I'm insane. Hi.

Aww. As soon as I find it, I'll trade!

And now I'm worried about why you want 15 fairy boys...
*giggles*

Well, they could do my bidding.

I also have a feeling they'd earn me some kind of reputation. Even if it wasn't the kind I wanted.

I wanna come too!

Party in the broken elevator next to Drunken Whore's room!

I have to stop by sometime and test out that whole loft bed thing.

God, I haven't had sex in a loft bed since I was 15 years old.

Well, it's kind of in the corner, so I don't think it would be too easy to roll off - we'd hit the walls.

I'm not worried about falling off, I'm worried about breaking the damn thing with enough vigorous activity. How much shaking do you think one of those things could take? You do take a rather . . . :cough: long time, and I'm not sure if it could take an hour straight of that kind of stress.

but what the hell. what a way to go to the emergency room.

Actually, these are really sturdy. I mean, you can drop the things from two feet and they do just fine.

They're probably sturdier than the futon that falls apart when your dad kicks at it. So, I think we'll be just fine. If all else fails, we can move to the floor. Or the roomate's bed. His isn't lofted :)

I'm sure as thrilled as your roommate will be to have you fucking my brains out while he tries to sleep, he'd be less thrilled if he was trying to get sleep on the same bed you were screwing your girlfriend du jour on.

He wouldn't have to know. I'm good at keeping a secret. Although I suppose that would be rather interesting for him to walk in on...

/me waves hi to

ndrumm. I'm just kidding. really.

Yup. I'm mortally certain that a) posting in your LJ about it is going to tip him off, most likely, and b) he'd mind, particularly if he was trying to sleep in the bed at that time.

at least, not between the sheets. maybe on top. blankets, however, take longer to wash.

hmm . . . but then again, washing the blanket wouldn't be our problem, and at least it wouldn't be a wet spot on his sheets.

choices, choices.

I always have extra sheets, but I highly doubt they'd match. He might be suspicious.

We'll save his bed for a last resort. Like I said, the loft bed is far more sturdily constructed than the futon, and we didn't break that. Much.

That reminds me of a certain Fight Club quote...

Which, being at work, I'm not going to type, but you should be able to figure it out.

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." -Marla Singer

I watched that for the first time while I was in Manchestah.

The one that in the book was "I want to have your abortion"? :)

I like that far better.

My god. When I was 13, I was screwing a 19 year old.

Now I'm 22 (in a month, anyway) and screwing a 19 year old.

I guess you come back home to what you know best.

Yeah, well, I'm better at sex than him. You said so.

Yes. You're in love with me. It adds something I haven't *ever* had before. Plus your technique is to die for.

/me <3 sex with geek boys.

Well, I'm glad you enjoy it, cause we sure do a lot of it. Well, did. Now we've got to wait a while to heal.

I'm totally in love with you. It makes it that much nicer.

Well, you asked me to visit for my birthday. If I do that, we won't be healed yet.

35 times in one week. Dear gods and powers.

They filmed that one too but thought it was a bit too beyond the pail. Then they heard what it was replaced with, but were too lazy to change it :-)

Psst, will you add me as a friend? :)

I asked

jessical and she said she thought you wouldn't mind. :) And, um, she mentioned something about you having a sex filter? ;)

Done and done.